THE PRINCESS AND THE PEA / THE ENORMOUS TURNIP – from Sat 8 March 2025

Sat 8 March 2025 - Sun 30 March 2025 at The Sydenham Centre
Show(s) at 2pm and 3.30pm Sat & Sun
Show lasts approximately 45 minutes, suitable for all the family.

Tickets: Standard price £10 adults, £5 children aged 3+
Pay a little more £12 adults. £5 children aged 3+
Pay little less £8 adults, £4 children aged 3+
Children under 3 go free if they do not occupy a seat (i.e. are held on your lap).

Spontaneous Productions, in association with KIRKDALE BOOKSHOP, presents:

About the Show

A VEGGIE DOUBLE BILL!

The Tokyo Museum of Vegetables is justly famous for its unrivalled collection of historical legumes, including William Shakespeare’s radish, William Tell’s onion (you thought it was an apple? Think again), and most infamously, the carrot that started the American War of Independence…

But two vegetables stand out amongst the rest – an ordinary looking Pea and a most notorious Turnip. Today, we present their stories…

Plain Pea

You think you know the fairy tale? – bedraggled girl at the castle gates, a pile of mattresses as high as the ceiling, and a certain small, green pea…Well in this version, it’s time to hear exactly what happened that night, and why the Pea is so keen to tell his side of the story!

Notorious Turnip

Is there any such thing as TOO MUCH fertiliser? When a Farmer and his Wife use a new miracle plant food on their field, they’re shocked to discover just how enormously a turnip can grow. Getting it out of the ground is the first challenge, but what happens when your prize turnip decides it wants a life of its own?

Spontaneous Productions launches its Spring season for families with its most original and inventive musical theatre show yet! As always, expect the unexpected, as two classic fairy tales are given the usual Spontaneous twist – featuring original songs, delightful dance routines, comic chases and amazing video effects!

Photos from previous similar events by Mark Drinkwater

FOUR WEEKENDS ONLY – TWO PERFORMANCES EVERY SAT & SUN AT 2PM & 3.30PM
Sat 8 / Sun 9 March, Sat 15 / Sun 16 March, Sat 22 / Sun 23 March, Sat 29 / Sun 30 March 2025
Upstairs at the Sydenham Centre,
44a Sydenham Rd,
London SE26 5QX

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The Cast

  • BEATRIZ SARAMAGO as Princess Charlotte / The Enormous Turnip
  • MARLON-OLIVER HARRIS as Prince Ralph / The Farmer
  • POPPY PICKLES as The Queen / The Farmer’s Wife
  • HINAKO NAKAMURA as Midori the Museum Guard
  • And special guest video appearance by HJALMAR NORDÉN as The Pea

The Credits

  • Produced, directed and written by JONATHAN KAUFMAN
  • Associate producer & costume designer JACKIE POULETT
  • Original music & songs by ALESSIA MARCOVECCHIO
  • Additional music by YUMI MASHIKI
  • Choreographer and assistant director ANNA GUZAK
  • Special video effects by JOE KAUFMAN of Red Kite Films
  • Scenic artists SOPHIE BATCHELOR, EMILY HUNT, IZZY SNELL, CATHERINE OSWALD, HELENA SMITH, ZAC RICHARDSON
  • Graphic design JAN WARREN
  • Photography MARK DRINKWATER

The Audience Reviews

What audiences have said about our previous shows:

  • Such a great show, the actors were amazing and the singing and dancing were fab
  • Always so impressive! Funny, charming, clever and brilliantly acted. Well done
  • Perfect for children, delightful
  • So magical
  • What great fun, looking forward to your next play!
  • Amazing show for all the family, we’ll be back!

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